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dormtrends:

Lovely dorm desk!

Posted 4 days ago

Just watched Fight Club for the first time.

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nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

Posted 5 days ago

a discussion on sexual orientation

  1. me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  2. classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  3. me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  4. professor: *overhears from front of class*
  5. professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  6. me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  7. professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  8. me: ....
  9. me: ....
  10. me: ....
  11. professor: it should be polyerosy